Drew a bunch of Johns
My mom sprayed our house for fleas, but then she didn’t want to breathe in the poisonous fumes, so she went outside and smoked a cigarette.
in honor of Mean Girls’ 10th anniversary, here’s an incredibly subtle but completely extraordinary joke that you’ve probably never noticed from the movie (i saw it at least a dozen times before it dawned on me): Regina George started a rumor that Janis Ian was a lesbian in the 8th grade, but it wasn’t out of malice… it was because Janis told her that she was Lebanese
ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME
Only the cool kids will get it.
hey man, dont sweat it. this isnt like other courtrooms, it’s a fun courtroom, we have balloons and stuff. wait what you killed someone
NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT A GOD DAMN RELATIONSHIP AND LOSING WEIGHT AND BEING BEAUTIFUL FOR GODS SAKE GO OUTSIDE AND ROB A STORE AND FEEL ALIVE AS YOU RUN AWAY FROM SECURITY
dollhouse || melanie martinez
places, places, get in your places
throw on your dress and put on your doll faces
everyone thinks that were perfect
please don’t let them look through the curtains